Zombies Are Real, Save Yourself!

If you have a child or young adult in your home, you know that zombies are real. I mean how many hours a day do they spend in front of the TV, computer, or video games? Do they have a phone in their hands, texting 24 hours a day? Then you have zombies in your house. According to dictionary.com, the informal definition of zombie is "a person whose behavior or responses are wooden, listless, or seemingly rote; automaton". See? I'm not kidding. So, how are you going to save yourself? It's simple. Turn the zombies into human-like creatures who have an interest in something that is interesting, requires thought, can bring much satisfaction. Introduce them into philately, or stamp collecting. My stamp club, West Suburban Stamp Club sponsors the largest stamp show in Michigan, The Plymouth Show, which takes place April 28 & 29. One of the features of the show is to introduce stamp collecting to Juniors, kids under the age of 18. We provide them with basic supplies to get started, including tongs, magnifiers, album pages, and a supply of stamps. They receive a hands-on introduction to the hobby. When they are finished, they receive a $5.00 certificate, redeemable at the show at any dealer table. What does this cost? Nothing, nada, zip, zilch, zero. So, want turn your zombies into "normal" children? Bring them to the show. Admission and parking are free. We offer 40 quality dealers from various parts of the country, who specialize in many different aspects of the hobby. There are world-class exhibits to view. We also have refreshments available. Directions, hours, and other details can be found on the Show Website. If you know of other families whose children have become zombies, won't you pass this along to them? Save yourself AND them! Before it's too late!!!!!